What’s some “white dad” sayings? I personally say “let’s rock and roll” or “we ready to rock and roll?” when it’s time to leave 😂😂

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Hey kiddos, let’s skedaddle!

Damn EY1 You beat me to it

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My white father loves to offer me money to buy new pants when I wear ripped jeans.

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Do you take the money?

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Answering the phone by saying a color. “Yellow?”

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Hahaha 😂

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I'm black and not a dad and I say all those things. BOOM BOOM

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I'm a white dad.

You appear to be outdoors and unmanicured.

“How much damage did we do” when the check for dinner arrives

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My dad call the bill “la dolorosa” which means the painful one in Spanish

Anytime your tie something down in a trunk, you are required to pull on it and say “that’s not going anywhere.”

- white dad

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Until you round the first corner 🤣🤣

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Blow this popsicle stand 🤣

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Yup alternate this with the R&R statement

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Now we’re cooking with gas 🔥

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Funny thing? I’m the only one in the fam not fat 🤷‍♀️

“We really needed that” after it rains or “good thing we got here when we did” whenever there is a line literally anywhere

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Yep.

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@middleclassfancy on IG has your back.

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I can imagine "Dad" saying RETWEET!

LETS SKIDADDLE

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My manager says that and he’s 28

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Similarly, “let’s boogie” always kills me

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“Just gotta top her off” *proceeds to overfill and spill gas everywhere

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Hi hungry I’m dad

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Me and your Mom decided that it’s best if I live somewhere else for awhile

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Let’s blow this taco stand

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I also like to throw in a “now we’re cookin’ “ when I can

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“Im pickin’ up what you’re puttin’ down”, bonus points if you say it with finger guns
👉🏼😎👉🏼

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Joe, is that you?

"Did you get your hair cut?"

"No, I got them all cut!"

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“I’m going to get my ears lowered”

Reading through all these and just imagining Phil Dunphy saying each one 🤣

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Yes!!!!

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