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Hello Fishes,
I have already got offer from Capgemini for 13 LPA and my joining date in on October. Now I'm getting early release from TCS and I can able to join Capgemini from 1st week of August.
Does Capgemini provide any joining bonus for joining early? Or any other components I can ask from Capgemini please advise? Capgemini
Is VMware providing permanent wfh?VMware
Musical/plays recommendations please.
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It's official, it's patriotic to wear a mask guys!
How did Putin manage to train sharks??
Thank goodness for my meds and pup!
Pro
Hey kiddos, let’s skedaddle!
Damn EY1 You beat me to it
My white father loves to offer me money to buy new pants when I wear ripped jeans.
Chief
Do you take the money?
Answering the phone by saying a color. “Yellow?”
Conversation Starter
Hahaha 😂
I'm black and not a dad and I say all those things. BOOM BOOM
Rising Star
I'm a white dad.
You appear to be outdoors and unmanicured.
Rising Star
“How much damage did we do” when the check for dinner arrives
My dad call the bill “la dolorosa” which means the painful one in Spanish
Pro
Anytime your tie something down in a trunk, you are required to pull on it and say “that’s not going anywhere.”
- white dad
Chief
Until you round the first corner 🤣🤣
Chief
Blow this popsicle stand 🤣
Conversation Starter
Yup alternate this with the R&R statement
Now we’re cooking with gas 🔥
Chief
Funny thing? I’m the only one in the fam not fat 🤷♀️
Rising Star
“We really needed that” after it rains or “good thing we got here when we did” whenever there is a line literally anywhere
Yep.
Chief
@middleclassfancy on IG has your back.
Conversation Starter
I can imagine "Dad" saying RETWEET!
LETS SKIDADDLE
Chief
My manager says that and he’s 28
Rising Star
Similarly, “let’s boogie” always kills me
Conversation Starter
“Just gotta top her off” *proceeds to overfill and spill gas everywhere
Pro
Hi hungry I’m dad
Me and your Mom decided that it’s best if I live somewhere else for awhile
Community Builder
Let’s blow this taco stand
Conversation Starter
I also like to throw in a “now we’re cookin’ “ when I can
“Im pickin’ up what you’re puttin’ down”, bonus points if you say it with finger guns
👉🏼😎👉🏼
Pro
Joe, is that you?
"Did you get your hair cut?"
"No, I got them all cut!"
Pro
“I’m going to get my ears lowered”
Reading through all these and just imagining Phil Dunphy saying each one 🤣
Pro
Yes!!!!